You gotta be kidding me

I planned to have lunch at Business School. So i headed to my favorite Vietnamese Stall and ordered a plate of prawn salad rolls.
A 40-year-old man in his Hugo Boss business suit was placing his order when I was paying for mine. I was pretty sure that he was a professor from business school whose accent and skin color told me that he is either American or New Zealander. Then here came the interesting annoying conversation.

Mr: Hey Cindy, gimme two plates of Prawn Salad Roll please.
Cindy: Sorry sir, sold out for today.

I was looking for my wallet inside of my bag and my prawn rolls were right in front of both me and the man.

Mr: Oh man, you gotta be kidding me.
Cindy: I am sorry sir. This lady just bought the last plate.

I looked up and smiled a bit then went back to my wallet searching.


Mr: That cant happen. It is my birthday today.
Cindy:.... Sorry.....


There was still no sign of my wallet in my very messed up hand bag. I was begging for it to come out so I didn't have to stay to listen to a middle aged man whining.



Mr: Oh come on Cindy, you can do something.
Cindy: ....

I realized that he was actually looking at me with little tiny hatred in his eyes when he said that sentence to Ms Cindy. Out of sudden I was pissed off. I looked up and turned around right facing the man in the suit,


Me: Well, happy birthday, sorry I got the last plate right before you. But I am keeping it.
Mr: But since you haven't paid yet, and it is my birthday....
Me: You gotta be kidding me.
Mr: Oh come on.... (whining again.)
Me: Excuse me.


Thank god I found my wallet by that time. I put down 2 bucks and walked away with a annoyed face. Behind me the man was still whining to Cindy....


If that man was really a professor from business school. I am never taking any business modules again.